April 2009
5 posts
Other side effect of the swine flu
The outbreak of open mic comedians doing awful swine flu jokes for the next 3 months (because they never realize that this stuff has a short shelf life). Anytime something like this happens in the news, you can practically smell the boners in dimly lit comedy clubs during the first hours of the evening.
See also:
-Brokeback Mountain Outbreak
-Rihanna/Chris Brown Outbreak
You Know What I Miss?
Eek! The Cat.
I loved this show.
Here is what’s probably my favorite episode, Eekstremely Dull. This introduced the boring squirrel family in the tree next door. If I ever meet people named Susan, the monotonous squirrel family roll call is what instantly rolls through my brain.
“Allie. Acorn. Steven Jr. Gunter. And my wife, Soooooosan.”
“Eek, I was...
