Matt Little

Matt Little is a comedian in New York City. He is a freelance writer for The Late Show with David Letterman, performs stand-up comedy by himself, improv with his group Thank You, Robot, and sketches when he has the time.
matt DOT little AT gmail DOT com
Jul 02
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Video footage of Michael Jackson and Stan Lee meeting, circa 2000.

Part of me is HEARTBROKEN that these two will never be in a room together again.

Also, side note: I MUST MEET STAN LEE BEFORE HE DIES SO I CAN PROBABLY CRY IN FRONT OF HIM.

Call your agents, everyone. My birthday is August 16; this would make a great gift!

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BOLLYWOOD HE-MAN!!!!

They’re all there…Skeletor, Orko, that guy who would always creepily watch He-Man while drinking and smoking a cigar (at 1:27)…that guy’s name was Perv Jaw, right?

(via The Beat)

Jun 29
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UK Teen Discovers The Walkman, Writes About It

From a practical point of view, the Walkman is rather cumbersome, and it is certainly not pocket-sized, unless you have large pockets. It comes with a handy belt clip screwed on to the back, yet the weight of the unit is enough to haul down a low-slung pair of combats.

I love that he treats this as if he found it encased in amber, though I imagine that’s how most teens view technology of yesteryear.

I remember being at a street sale when I was visiting the city in 2004, and hearing a dad tell his 7 year old son that the large, flat squares he was looking at were called records, and he used to listen to music on them. The kid was fascinated.

Read.

Jun 20
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Attention: do not allow your baby to run out the bus window.
Attention: do not allow your baby to run out the bus window.
Jun 14
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agentmlovestacos:

Arrested Development characters drawn Simpsons-style by Dean, at the Springfield Punx blog. Visit his site for the full wallpaper-sized version!




Comedy nerds,

That sound you just heard was your boner bumping up against the bottom of your desk.

agentmlovestacos:

Arrested Development characters drawn Simpsons-style by Dean, at the Springfield Punx blog. Visit his site for the full wallpaper-sized version!
Comedy nerds, That sound you just heard was your boner bumping up against the bottom of your desk.
Jun 11
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Because I’m posting vids, why not one more? This song is appropriate, because hopefully, it will be a lot colder after the Pens beat down the Red Wings tomorrow night and win the Stanley Cup.

This song, if you’ll notice during the video, is also available as a ringtone(!), and is a response to Smell Yo Dick, also a classic if you haven’t heard it.

Please watch until the end when they lose the melody but keep singing.

NOTE: NSFW.

-via Alex (via The Pens Blog)

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via Jeremy Bent, who says “Laziness just got real, y’all.”
Jun 10
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Thanks to everyone who came out to the first Ground Williams Show! It was a really great time. We’re going to try to cut together a 5 minute highlight reel from every show…a joke or two from each comic, and a little bit of our segments. Hopefully, we’ll also get better at editing these together, and not leaving the camera in widescreen mode.

NEXT SHOW IS 6/30/09 AT 8:30PM! LINEUP TO BE ANNOUNCED SOON!

Jun 08
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What Am I Missing Here?

Below is the product description for a crazypeople book…it’s list price is $135.00. Is this some fucking dumb 4chan joke I’m not getting, or for reals?

THIS IS A HOLYSPIRIT MANUSCRIPT BOOK: WHEN YOU BUY THIS BOOK YOU WILL BE READING A HOLYSPIRIT DIRECTED BOOK FROM GOD; & *CHRIST JESUS. THIS BOOK IS GODS HOLYSPIRIT VOICE: THE CALL FOR ALL CHRISTIANS & CHURCHES TO REPENT FROM ALL THEIR SINS: EVEN FROM FALSE CHRIST TEACHINGS. BIRTH CONTROL SINS HAVE CURSE THE CHURCH WITH SPIRITUAL WHOREDOM & FALSE WORSHIP. RESULTING IN THE PERSECUTIONS: AGAINST THE HOLY PEOPLE. THIS BOOK MAY BE REVISED: BECAUSE OF COMPUTER DICTATORS: MANY WORDS IN THIS BOOK: MADE HAVE BEEN CHANGED: TO»DISCREDIT: THE AUTHOR. BUT IN TRUTH: I AM A HOLYSPIRIT CHOSEN ANOINTED DISCIPLE FOR GOD & CHRIST JESUS. EVEN FOR JEWS, MUSLIMS & GENTILE SINNERS. MANY PEOPLE WILL LEARN HOW TO> BECOME REAL BORN AGAIN CHRISTIAN: THROUGH THIS HOLYSPIRIT BOOK & THROUGH THE PROTECTION & SUPPORT OF MY HOLYSPIRIT LIFE!! JOHN 3 & 15. ALL NATIONS WILL OVER COME THE SINS OF BIRTH CONTROL. *BECAUSE HOLY DOMINIONSHIP IS ONE OF THE FIRST COMMANDMENT IN GENESIS 1;26-31. ALL BELIEVERS: WILL COME TO A HOLY VOW OF REPENTANCE: THROUGH GODS RESTORATION & THROUGH GODS ADOPTION VOWS. YES!! THE KINGDOM OF GOD & HEAVEN!! IS AT HAND!! FOR ALL WHO BELIEVE IN THE ONE CREATOR GOD & CHRIST JESUS OUR HOLYSPIRIT ETERNAL LIFE SAVIOR: SURELY YOUR NAMES WILL BE WRITTEN IN THE LAMBS BOOK OF LIFE!! *WHEN YOU SUPPORT & PROTECT MY HOLYSPIRIT LIFE. WE ARE BRANCHES >JOHN 15 MY WEBSITE: http://groups.msn.com/ChristianPowerHealthProsperityAndSoulREMEMBER: GOD HAS MADE ME A HOLYSPIRIT VOICE FOR THE BRIDE OF GOD & CHRIST JESUS IN 1996 GOD TOLD ME TO TEACH THE GOSPEL ON CABLE TELEVISION IN TUCSON ARIZONA. *CONCERNING THE SINS OF THE CHURCHES: & CONCERNING THE>LACK OF GIVING TO THE POOR & ORPHANS: CHRISTIAN CHURCHES SHOULD: BUILD MORE:> WATER WELLS: & BUILD LOW INCOME HOUSINGS: MATTHEW 25 & ISAIAH 61

Jun 07
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These are actual movies.

This.

And This.

They’re actually recommended as a “frequently purchased together” combo.